oh my god is it really that much???
sadly, yes. one of the first lessons i learned from my dad came when i twisted the shit out of my ankle on the steps of my college and called him for assistance and the first thing he said was “DON’T CALL AN AMBULANCE, WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE”
apparently that will cost you $1000 minimum depending how far you are from the hospital, so if you’re going to be struck with a life-threatening illness or injury, you’d better hope you do it on the steps of your local emergency room
(that’s what i did - i was less than 1/5th of a mile from my hospital when i realized i was having issues breathing and drove myself the twenty-second ride to avoid the extra grand on my bill)
hey guys remember that trip to the ER I took a couple weeks ago, when i had a violent allergic reaction to God Knows What and was terrified to go to the hospital because of the bill?
well i got the bill today
god bless america
i feel like drawing some jay/trapper stuff but i am terrible at poses
SO please give me your favorite super tall guy/super short girl interaction ideas? if it’s not too much trouble ofc :’D
All right, so, the long and short of it is, I’ve been unemployed for about a month now, and I need to make up some of the loss on that while I look for a job, so I’m opening commissions.
I would prefer to be emailed.
PLEASE READ BEFORE SENDING AN INQUIRY!!!
I WILL NOT DRAW:
Non-con (dubcon is okay)
I’ll attempt just about anything else, just ask!! The worst I’ll say is no. Signal boosts are much appreciated
reminder that i’m still open for commissions! my queue is empty, and i have unlimited slots since art is currently my only source of income. edited this post a little bit as well, please signal boost if you can’t afford any art
Jas is a total sweetheart, y’all - give ‘em some business if you’ve got funds to spare!
I want more fat characters who aren’t comic relief
some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people